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SPOOKY NIGHT

“Hi Bejo, how are you doing today?”, “I’m very well then. What do you do in front of my gate, old man?” Bejo greeted back his old neighbor. “Well actually, I don’t want to tell you about this thing but I insist you move from here!” said the old man seriously. “What happen? You must be joking! I have lived here for 20 years. Are there any troubles with my gate or my house? Just tell me the truth and I guarantee that I won’t be angry”, said Bejo to calm the old man down.

                “Well Jo, honesty I got a spooky experience last night and it happened here, in front of your gate. Once, I just came back from the electricity shop at the town when I really wanted to pass water. Because of that urgency, I stopped here and then opened my zipper fast. I hummed and started passing water. Suddenly, there’s a strange sound inside of your gate. I was so curious about that. I bowed my head and tried to make a peeping from that hole.” said the old man fast. The old man pointed to a hole on Bejo’s brick gate. “Do you know what happened then? I saw a big ghost with a white cloth went out from your house, laid down near your gate. Its face is ugly and scary”, told the old man in a fear.

Bejo’s face turned into red in a sudden. “Well old man, I do sorry to hear that but let me whisper you something”, said Bejo without any spirit. The old man took a closer step near Bejo. After taking a breath for a while, Bejo whispered to the old man, “Honesty, I had a little fighting with my wife. Yeah, she asked me to sleep outside with a white large bed sheet after she put some make up on my face for the punishment. You know what? That tragedy happened last night”.

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